Saturday, January 27, 2007

how to feel less funky.

step one: be a woman and get your period.

step two: go to a conference with 60 other people that share your feelings on what the conference is really for. getting 60 gaijin together to get drunk.

step three: find some place to go dancing and spin around with japanese people giving you funny looks.

step four: stick your head up a russian cow's ass with a good friend.

step five: find someone to sleep next to.

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